31 March 2018

Sherwood Forest Faire III

We all know I shouldn't be going here.  I didn't like it the first time, nobody really knows why I went the second time, and I nearly got out of it last night.  The Sherwood Forest Faire is a festival for introverts who become extroverts when they think happy thoughts, douse themselves in pixie dust, put on corsets, and display their bosoms in a magical land.  On my very best day, I can do none of these things.
We spent the morning with Matt and Malinda, two disappearing teenagers, and Hannah, who is single handedly more entertaining than all 40 stage acts and 130 merchant shops combined.  Various highlights of the day included a wedding in the morning, an extravagant Maleficent costume, Strawberry Shortcake and her creepy old lover Uncle Sam, and a lady with a parrot on her shoulder who hated curious children.  The groom of said wedding looked exactly as attractive as one might expect such a groom to be, and not one smidgen more.
To be more precise, those were the highlights I recalled.  George, upon reflection of the day, fondly remembers the time some mean person dressed himself in a wolf costume and scared our little two-year-old Milli who was dressed up as Red Riding Hood, and he harkens back to the time Drakeson and Hannah ran around the jousting ring obstructing everyone's view while the knight we were told to root for nearly got murdered.  He remembers how I got "good morrowed" (and pretended not to hear it), and reminisces on a short interaction with somebody he refers to as the wench lady.  This wench lady, for lack of a better term, saw George holding Milli and asked him how much it was for rides.  You know.  Like a joke.  George probably had no expression on his face, and he also probably said nothing.  But then later when he thought about it, with the shiniest of twinkles in his eyes, he wished he had put Milli down and picked up the wench lady.  And the fact that this is considered a story at all to anybody is the reason I'm the one who keeps the memoirs.
As always, there are the photographs.  After all, one must preserve the precious memories that build a life.
Little Red Riding Hood

Friends

Costumes

Jousting Too Fast

Three Kids

Hannah & Her Horn 

Milli & Dadas 

My Little Knight 

Kettle Corn 

Selfie 

Combat Joust

Our Nearly Murdered Knight

Snow White

Spinning 

The Nice Fox that Collects Dollars for Being a Nice Fox 

Fox Ears 

M&M 

Teenager Zeyda

Teenager Ripley

Young People

To The Kingdom!

14 February 2018

Valentines III

It was another year for Valentines at the DAC.  Donato di Niccolò Betto Bardi, known as Donatello, was a sculptor of the Italian Renaissance.  He worked with stone, bronze, wood, clay, stucco, and wax.  Donatello of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, on the other hand, is the one in the purple eye mask.  He's the smartest of the four, second in command, third eldest, and uses a bo staff.  At this point, you'd probably like to know about the other three.  Very well.

Leonardo - blue mask, pair of katana, tactical, courageous, most conscientious.
Michelangelo - orange mask, pair of nunchucks, free-spirited, joking, adventurous, comic relief.
Raphael - red mask, pair of sai, aggressive, loyal, and sarcastic.

Happy Valentine's Day.

Donatellos

 Almost Calligraphy

31 January 2018

Hawaii IV

Wednesday, 24 Jan 18
Sixteen hours of travel to Honolulu took us and our two exhausted kids to an extended problem with the car rental reservation.  We got to Liên's house ready to pass out, but it was only the afternoon.  A big hug from Thal (newly engaged to Julie), three fresh bowls of poke, and Liên's hot stone massages made us feel young again.  Mom and Dad flew in later that night.  I tried to wake up to greet them but acted anesthetized instead.
Pali Puka Hike

Pu'u Ma'eli'eli Hike, Kaneohe Bay

Showered & Petting Doggies

Thursday, 25 Jan 18
Jenn and Joe took us to the Sandbar, which was cloudy but still gorgeous.  Unfortunately, the afternoon was taken over by Dad fainting from dehydration and getting rushed off the the ER.  After a quick salmon dinner, we had our Christmas committee presentations and ended the night with our first Askinosie tasting.  Askinosie is a fantastic brand of chocolate that I would recommend to anybody.
Baby on a Boat

Joe & Drakeson

George & Kids

Cold, Mama

Bottomless Pit Picnic Monster & Bà

Watching

Frisbee

Sisters

Prequel to Smallville

Passed Out

Friday, 26 Jan 2018
Mom, Dad, and the Austin clan spent the morning at Kailua Beach Park.  Liên did our nails in the afternoon, and Dad, George, and I had a great time making dinner.  I helped Dad with his homemade mac & cheese with broccoli recipe while George grilled steaks.  We rounded out the evening with some ukulele playing and more Askinosie.
Mermaids

Playing

Sand

Merman

Beach Time

Playing Tag

And Winning

Little One & Superman

3 Generations

Mabel & Zoltan

Saturday, 27 Jan 2018
Dad liked cooking with me so much on Friday night that we started the day by making German pancakes called Pfannkuchen.  The rest of the morning was spent on the Aiea Loop Trail.  Lunch was udon at Marukame per Dad's request, finished with snow at Frostcity.  George made sausage and shrimp gumbo for dinner, and the evening ended with board games and Askinosie.  The games, ranked in order by popularity, were Codenames, King of Tokyo, The Oregon Trail, and Pit.
Aiea Loop Trail, Group 1

Aiea Loop Trail, Group 2

More Aiea Loop Trail, Group 2

Splashers Fans

Uncle Bill & Nephew Drakeson

Sunday, 28 Jan 2018
Julie is extremely proficient in aerial silks, and she organized a trip downtown for a beginners class.  Joe, Bill, Liên, Mom, and I were all brave enough to attend, and we were all glad we did.  Afterwards, we stopped by the mall to pick up many family favorites: takoyaki, musubi, and giant cream puffs from Shirokiya and poke from Poke & Box.  Jenn and Joe came over for an evening no less extravagant; in between board games and ukulele playing, we had a potluck dinner including kässpätzle, pork ribs, and a crème brûlée crêpe cake.
Silks Class

Julie at Koko Head Hike

Afternoon

The Oregon Trail

18 Crêpes

Crêpe Cake

King of Tokyo

Sharing

Ukuleles

George, Da, Thal, Lan, Milli, Drakeson, Mom, Bill, Mabel, Julie, Pixel, Liên, & Zoltan

Monday, 29 Jan 2018
Liên took Thal and my family on the short and beautiful Likeke Falls Hike, while Julie, Mom, and Dad went whale watching on the Makapu'u Lighthouse Trail.  We met up at Kalama Beach Park, which made for a very full morning.  I played in the waves hard enough to lose my prescription sunglasses.  Before the parents flew out that evening, Liên introduced Mom to the Vietnamese owner at her favorite smoothie shop, Smooth Tea.  We squeezed in a few more board games and Askinosie before saying goodbye.
Backyard

Likeke Falls Hike

Likeke Falls

Liên & Mabel

Drakeson

Liên, Mabel, & Zoltan

Austin Clan

Waterfall Watching

Getting Dirty

Kratzke Siblings

Climbers

Climbing Chat

Sisters & Mabel

Castle

Kalama Beach Park

Wave

Thal, Drakeson, Milli, & George

Beach Doggies
Sunday, 30 Jan 2018
My family left early in the morning, but the youngsters stayed until the evening and explored the Macadamia Nut Farm before their flight.  We arrived in Austin at 2300 and were in bed by midnight, where we stayed for a good 12 hours.
Macadamia Nut Farm

Friday, 26 Jan 2018
Kailua Beach Park