20 April 2026

The Sun, The Earth, & The Moon

What Revolves Around What
    1. Geocentric System - Earth is in the center
        A step up for flat earthers
    2. Heliocentric System or Copernican Model - Sun is in the center
        First published by Nicolaus Copernicus (1473-1543) in 1543
        Galileo Galilei (1564-1642) provided evidence
        Copernicus died right after publishing, so Galileo got blamed for heresy
    3. Copernicus thought the planets orbited in circles
        Johannes Kepler (1571-1630) fixed that

Kepler's Three Laws of Planetary Motion (1609-1619)
    1. The Law of Ellipses
        Planets revolve in elliptical orbits around the Sun, which is one of the two foci
        The point in the orbit where a planet is closest to the Sun is called perihelion
        The point in the orbit where a planet is farthest from the Sun is called aphelion
    2a. The Law of Equal Areas
        Imagine an ellipse representing a planetary orbit and a focus representing the Sun
        Pick any two points on the ellipse and draw lines from them to the Sun
        Color in one of the two sectors you've just created; this has an area
        Imagine a second sector created in a similar fashion with an equal area
        A planet travels the elliptical edge of either shape in equal amounts of time
    2b. The Law of Equal Areas Explored
        Here's a helpful graphic from NASA
        If the red and yellow areas are equal, a planet travels along those edges in the same time
        In other words, planets travel faster when they're closer to the Sun
        But the areas don't actually look equal; the yellow one looks bigger
        So Kepler is more dramatic than NASA
    3a. The Law of Harmonies
        The squares of the orbital periods of planets are directly proportional
            to the cubes of the semi-major axes of their orbits
        An orbital period is just the amount of time it takes to orbit
        The semi-major axis of an orbit, informally speaking, is just the "longest radius"
        This law means that planets closer to the Sun orbit faster than those farther
        But a lot faster, because exponents are involved
    3b. The Law of Harmonies Explored
        One astronomical unit (AU) is the average distance from the Earth to the Sun
        That happens to be 149,597,870,700 m; I’ll use 149,587,871 km
        Here are the AUs for the other planets in our Solar System:
            Mercury - 0.39 AU
            Venus - 0.72 AU
            Earth - 1.00 AU
            Mars - 1.52 AU
            Jupiter - 5.20 AU
            Saturn - 9.54 AU
            Uranus - 19.22 AU
            Neptune 30.06 AU
        If we square the orbital period of the Earth (365 Earth days)
        And divide it by the number of AUs cubed (1),
        Our constant is derived from Earth days and AUs is 133,225
        That means the orbital period of Mercury in Earth days should be
            square root [(133,225(.39)(.39)(.39)] = 89
        That's pretty close to what the internet said :)
        Here are the years, measured in Earth days, of the planets
            Mercury year - 88 Earth days
            Venus year - 225 Earth days
            Earth year - 365 Earth days
            Mars year - 687 Earth days
            Jupiter year - 4,333 Earth days
            Saturn year - 10,759 Earth days
            Uranus year - 30,687 Earth days
            Neptune year - 60,190 Earth days

Eccentricities
    1. How squished a circle gets to become an ellipse is quantified by "eccentricity"
    2. An ellipse with an eccentricity of 1 is a line
        An ellipse with an eccentricity of 0 is a circle

Ellipse Eccentricity
    1. The formula for ellipse eccentricity is
            square root [1 - (semiminor)^2/(semimajor)^2]
    2. The Earth is an "oblate spheroid" and not a perfect sphere
        As are the Sun and the Moon; all three bulge at the equators
    3. The Earth's equatorial radius, or semi-major axis, is about 6,378 km
        Its polar radius, or semi-minor axis, is about 6,357 km
        The Earth's eccentricity is about
            square root [1 - (6,357)^2/(6,378)^2] = .081
        The next time you walk through the Earth, go through the poles to save yourself 21 km

Orbital Eccentricity
    1. The formula for orbital eccentricity, which accounts for more than static shape, is
            (aphelion - perihelion)/(aphelion + perihelion)
        Its calculated from "energy and angular momentum"
        I don't know why, and I don't know what that means; I'm no astronomer
    2. Earth perihelion is at .983 AU and aphelion is at 1.017 AU
        The eccentricity for the Earth's orbit is about
            (1.017 - .983)/(1.017 + .983) = .017
        We really can't compare that to .081, because they're calculated differently

The Earth's Revolution
    1. The Earth's revolution around the Sun is perpetuated by the Sun's gravity
    2. The diameter of the Sun (1,392,000 km) is about 109 times that of the Earth
    3. Let's define a bird's eye view as the perspective from above the N Pole of the Sun
        From a bird's-eye view, the Earth's revolution travels in a counterclockwise direction
    4. Each revolution takes about 365.25 days
    5. The Earth as a whole revolves at a speed of about
            (149,597,871*2*π)/(365*24) = 107,300 km/h
    6. The Sun's planets all revolve in an "ecliptic plane"
        In other words, all the planetary orbits exist in one plane
        But upsettingly, this is only almost true and not actually true

The Earth's Rotation
    1. The Earth rotates on an axis
    2. The top of the axis is the N Pole and the bottom is the S Pole
        The great circle in the middle is the equator, which is about
            (6,378*2*π) = 40,074 km
    3. Everything north of the equator is the northern hemisphere
        Everything south of the equator is the southern hemisphere
    4. From a side view, the axis is tilted about 66.5° from the ecliptic plane
        The equator is tilted about 23.5° from the ecliptic plane
    5. The north side of the axis is pointed towards the star Polaris, the north star
    6. From a bird's-eye view, the Earth rotates in a counterclockwise direction
        (But we knew this already because the Sun rises in the east and sets in the west)
    7. Each rotation takes about 23 hours, 56 minutes, and 4 seconds
    8. At the equator, the Earth is rotating at about
            40,074/24 = 1,670 km/h

Solar Calendar
    1. The summer solstice in the northern hemisphere is the longest day/shortest night
        This is the winter solstice in the southern hemisphere
        It is June 20 or 21 (first day of summer or winter)
    2. The winter solstice in the northern hemisphere is the shortest day/longest night
        This is the summer solstice in the southern hemisphere
        It is December 21 or 22 (first day of winter or summer)
    3. The days that have equal day and night are equinoxes
        The northern autumnal equinox is the southern vernal equinox
        It is Sep 22-23 (first day of fall or spring)
        The northern vernal equinox is the southern autumnal equinox
        It is Mar 20-21 (first day of spring or fall)
    4. The eccentricity of the Earth's orbit (.017) does not create seasons
        Perihelion, when the Earth is closest to the Sun, occurs around Jan 3
        Aphelion, when the Earth is farthest from the Sun, occurs around July 4
    5. The difference in distances from the Sun is about 
            (1.017 - .983)*(149,597,871) = 5,086,327 km
    6. Aphelion occurs when the northern hemisphere is tilted towards the Sun
        The northern hemisphere is about 40% land
        The southern hemisphere is about 20% land
        Because land heats faster than water, the Earth as a whole is warmer during aphelion
        This is the best science fact in the post

Longitude
    1. I don't like longitudes because they're arbitrary
    2. All longitude lines are great circles called meridians
    3. Longitude 0 is the Prime Meridian
    4. It runs through Greenwich, England
    5. It has divided the Earth into eastern and western hemispheres since 1884
    6. Longitudes run 180° E through 0° to 180° W (which is 180° E)
    7. Roughly zigzagging through longitude 180 is the International Date Line
        Crossing it moving west adds a day
        Crossing it moving east subtracts a day
        If Phileas Fogg had traveled west, he would have lost his wager
    8. Hours are measured in 15° increments
        Every 15° east, the time is one hour later; every 15° west, the time is one hour earlier
        Our time zones try their very best to conform, but people always mess that stuff up

Latitude
    1. In contrast with longitudes, I like latitudes very much
    2. Latitude 0 is the equator
        It is 10,000 km away from the N or S Pole
    3. Latitudes run 90° S through 0° to 90° N
        That's penguins to Ecuadorian cacao beans to Santa; what's not to like?
    4. Latitude 66.5° N, for now, is the Arctic Circle
        It is 2,620 km S of the N Pole
        From this line and everything northwards, the Sun never sets on the June solstice
        Nor doth it rise on the Dec solstice
        The further up you go, the more times the Sun never sets
        At the N Pole, the Sun never sets for 1/2 the year
    5. Latitude 66.5° S, for now, is the Antarctic Circle
        It is 2,620 km N of the S Pole
        From this line and everything southwards, the Sun never sets on the Dec solstice
        Nor doth it rise on the June solstice
        The further down you go, the more times the Sun never sets
        At the S Pole, the Sun never sets for 1/2 the year
    6. Latitude 23.5° N is the Tropic of Cancer
        It is 7,400 km S of the N Pole
        It is the northernmost latitude where the rays of the Sun strike at 90°
        Further north, the rays of the Sun hit the Earth at an angle and are less intense
    7. Latitude 23.5° S is the Tropic of Capricorn
        It is 7,400 km N of the S Pole
        It is the southernmost latitude where the rays of the Sun strike at 90°
        Further south, the rays of the Sun hit the Earth at an angle and are less intense
    8. The tropics is the band between the Tropic of Cancer and the Tropic of Capricorn
    9. A sub-solar point is a point on a planet where the Sun appears to be directly overhead
        A zero-shadow day is a day in which the Sun is at a sub-solar point around noon
        The Sun is never at a sub-solar point when it is not the middle of the day
    10. Zero-shadow days are dependent upon latitudes
        Areas outside the tropics never have zero-shadow days
        At the Tropic of Cancer, a zero-shadow day occurs on the June solstice
        At the Tropic of Capricorn, a zero-shadow day occurs on the Dec solstice
        At the equator, zero-shadow days occur on the two equinoxes
        At all other places in the tropics, two zero-shadow days occur some time
        For the northern hemisphere, the first is about Apr-May and the second about is Jul-Aug
        For the southern hemisphere, the first is about Oct-Nov and the second is about Jan-Feb

Dad Says:
    1. Notice that the Earth's axis is at a 23.5° angle
    2. Notice that the Arctic Circle is 23.5° latitude S of the N Pole
    3. Notice that the Antarctic Circle is 23.5° latitude N of the S Pole
    4. Notice that the Tropic of Cancer is 23.5° latitude N of the equator
    5. Notice that the Tropic of Capricorn is 23.5° latitude S of the equator
    6. I'm going to go row now
    7. Thanks, Dad
    8. If the Earth were not tilted, the Sun would hit the equator at 90° at all times
        Its rays would be tangential at the poles
        We find these points very interesting, so we sought them out with the tilt of the Earth
        As the Earth orbits, these points have a range
        We created imaginary lines to be boundaries for the ranges
    9. It may help to see the graphic below to compare tilting and un-tilting
        The solstices are the extremes, so they depict the boundaries for the ranges
        Connect the left side of the Tropic of Cancer to the right side of the Tropic of Capricorn
        This is an upright equator
        Similarly, construct upright circles that intersect the N Pole & S Pole
        These are areas the size of the Arctic & Antarctic Circles
Earth at Winter Solstice

Earth at Summer Solstice

(Same Credit as Above)


Solar Declination
(Same Credit as Above)
The Moon
    1. The diameter of the Moon is about 3,474 km
        If the Moon's diameter is a unit of 1, then the Earth's is 3.67 and the Sun's is 400
        Coincidentally, the Sun is 400 times farther away from the Earth than the Moon
        The Sun and Moon therefore appear to be similar in size to us during solar eclipses
    2. The Moon is described to have an equatorial bulge
        Nobody speaks of this in terms of an eccentricity
        They just call the Moon a lemon and get on with their day
        But I want to tell you how much of a lemon it is
    3. The Moon's equatorial radius, or semi-major axis, is about 1,738 km
        Its polar radius, or semi-minor axis, is about 1,736 km
        So the Moon's eccentricity would be about
            square root [1 - (1,736)^2/(1,738)^2] = .048
    4. Compare that to the Earth's eccentricity of .081
        While we're at it, the Sun is said to have only a 10 km difference between its axes
        So if the diameter of the Sun is 400 times that of the Moon, it is about 1,389,600 km
            Its radius would be 694,800 km
            The difference in its semi axes would be 5
            So the Sun's equatorial radius, or semi-major axis, is about 694,802.5 km
            Its polar radius, or semi-minor axis, is about 694,797.5 km
        The Sun's eccentricity is about
            square root [1 - (69,797.5)^2/(694,802.5)^2] = .0038
        We did a lot of rounding, and you aren't supposed to quantify things like this
        But perhaps the Sun is 13 times as round as the Moon and 21 times as round as the Earth

Tidal Locking
    1. Imagine connecting the center of the Earth to the center of the Moon
        In this case, the same side of the Moon would always face the Earth
        This happens to be true; the Moon always looks the same to us
    2. To maintain this, the Moon must rotate around its own axis at the same rate as its orbit
        This is a phenomenon called tidal locking
        The periods for both are 27.3 days
    3. But our tidal locking isn't entirely perfect
        The Moon doesn't appear fixed; it wobbles on us - a phenomenon called libration
        Instead of seeing 50% of the Moon's surface, we see 59% over the course of an orbit
        There are lots of reasons for this; it is an extremely complicated situation
        One big reason is that the Sun pulls on the Moon with twice the force the Earth does
        The other reasons are too hard for this post, but there are a lot of them
    4. In addition to all of this, the Moon appears larger when it's closer
        For moons, perihelion is called perigee and aphelion is called apogee
        Perigee is usually about 363,300 km and apogee is usually about 405,500 km

The Moon's Revolution
    1. From a bird's-eye view, the Moon orbits the Earth in a counterclockwise direction
    2. The distance from the Earth to the Moon is about 384,400 km
    3. If perigee = 363,300 and apogee = 405,500 km, then
        The eccentricity of the Moon's orbit is about
            (405,500 - 363,300)/(405,500 + 363,300) = .055
        We can compare that to the eccentricity of the Earth's orbit, which is about .017
        So the Earth's orbit is over 3 times as round as the Moon's
    4. From a side view, the Moon's orbital path is tilted about 5.1° from the ecliptic plane
    5. The angle of the Moon's orbit does not point to a specific star

The Moon's Rotation
    1. From a side view, the Moon's axis is tilted about 88.4° from the ecliptic plane
        Its equator is tilted about 1.6° from the ecliptic plane
    2. From a side view, the Moon's axis is tilted 83.3° from its own orbital plane
        Its equator is tilted about 6.7° from its own orbital plane
    3. The north side of the Moon's axis is vaguely pointed towards the star Omicron Draconis
    4. Because of its small axial tilt, the Moon has minimal seasonal changes
        Its exosphere doesn't trap the Sun's energy, so the temperatures are extreme
        The temperatures at the Moon's equator range from -208° to 250° C
        In craters near the Moon's poles, permanent shadows make for temps below -246° C
    5. Those angles were hard to imagine; here's a very helpful graphic from Wiki
The Moon's Orbit
(Same Credit as Above)

Moon Speeds
    1. At the Moon's equator, the Moon is rotating at about
            (1,738*2*π)/(27.3*24) = 16.7 km/h
        At the Earth's equator, the Earth is rotating 100 times as fast, about 1,670 km/h
    2. The Earth rotates once a day and the Moon rotates once every 27.3 days
        So the Earth as a whole rotates 27.3 times as fast as the Moon as a whole
    3. The Moon as a whole revolves around the Earth at a speed of about
            (384,400*2*π)/(27.3*24) = 3,686 km/h
        The Earth as a whole revolves about 29 times as fast, at a speed of 107,300 km/h
    5. The Moon is gravitationally bound to the Earth
        Therefore, its speed relative to the Sun is the same as the Earth's
    6. But we can also calculate how fast the Moon is moving in its spirograph path
        This would be [(Earth's orbit) + (365/27.3)(Moon orbits)]/(365*24), which is about
            [(149,597,871*2*π) + (365/27.3)(384,400*2*π)]/(8760), which is about
            [939,951,145 + (13.37)(2,415,256)]/(8760) = 110,986 km/h
        That's a little over a third of the speed of light, which is very roughly 300,000 km/h
        Mercury is the fastest planet in our solar system, traveling at about 172,000 km/h
            
Lunar Calendar
    1. The Moon takes about 27.3 days to orbit the Earth
        Because the Earth is moving, the Moon must travel further to align with the Sun
        A synodic month is the time the Moon takes from new moon to new moon, 29.53 days
    2. A lunar year is 12 synodic months, which is about 354 days
        To align with the solar year, a 13th leap month must be added 7 times every 19 years
        The lunar year usually begins on the second new moon after the northern winter solstice
        This typically occurs some time between Jan 21 and Feb 20
    3. A new moon is when the Moon is between the Sun and the Earth in its orbit
        Its lit side is facing the Sun and its dark side is facing us, so it's not visible
        From our perspective, it rises and sets with the Sun
        Each following day, the Moon rises about 50 mins later than the day before
    4. A full moon is when the Earth is between the Sun and the Moon in its orbit
        Its lit side is facing the Sun and its lit side is facing us, so it's entirely visible
        From our perspective, it rises at sunset and sets at sunrise
    5. The Moon's orbital path is considered "pretty close" to the ecliptic plane
        Because of this, we think of the Moon as following the Sun's trajectory
        New moon  - highest at the June solstice and lowest at the Dec solstice
        First quarter moon - highest at the Mar equinox and lowest at the Sep equinox
        Full moon - highest at the Dec solstice and lowest at the June solstice
        Third quarter moon - highest at the Sep equinox and lowest at the Mar equinox

Synodic Month
    1. Waxing - illuminated part is growing
        Waning - illuminated part is shrinking
        Crescent - less than a semi-circle
        Gibbous - more than a semi-circle
        Quarter moons - half illuminated
    2. New moon, 0 days old
            Rises at sunrise, sets at sunset (6-18)
        Waxing crescent, 4 days old
            Rises in the morning, sets in the evening (9-21)
        First quarter, 7 days old
            Rises around noon, sets around midnight (12-0)
        Waxing gibbous, 10 days old
            Rises in the afternoon, sets after midnight (15-3)
        Full moon, 14 days old
            Rises at sunset, sets at sunrise (18-6)
        Waning gibbous, 18 days old
            Rises in the evening, sets in the morning (21-9)
        Third quarter, 22 days old
            Rises around midnight, sets around noon (12-12)
        Waning crescent, 26 days old
            Rises after midnight, sets in the afternoon (3-15)

Moon & Hemispheres
    1. The moon appears similar in both the northern and southern hemispheres
    2. However, the perspectives are upside down from one another
    3. Up to 90% of the population lives in the northern hemisphere
    4. So for up to 90% of the population, an evening crescent is not oriented like a C!
        For us, that's a morning crescent only; our evening crescent is backwards
    5. Notice that the graphic above favors the northern hemisphere
    6. The following graphic shows both
        From left to right:
Wax Cresc, 1st Quarter, Wax Gib, Full Moon, Wan Gib, 3rd Quarter, Wan Cresc

Eclipses
    1. Every new moon, the Moon is between the Sun and Earth
    2. Usually, its 5.1° orbital tilt keeps it too high or low from aligning with the Sun and the Earth
        But sometimes, the Moon lines up precisely enough that the Moon obscures the Sun
        These are called solar eclipses
        They happen during the day
    3. There are 3 kinds of solar eclipses:
        Total solar eclipse - the Sun is entirely blocked out
            Feels like a fleeting nighttime during the day
        Partial solar eclipse - the Sun is partially blocked out
            The Sun therefore looks like a crescent
        Annular solar eclipse - like a total eclipse when the Moon is farther from the Earth
            The Moon appears surrounded by a ring of Sun
    4. Sometimes, the Moon lines up with the Sun and the Earth but on the opposite side
        These are called lunar eclipses
        They happen during the night
    5. There are 3 kinds of lunar eclipses:
        Total lunar eclipse - the Moon is in the Earth's darkest shadow
            The Moon looks dramatic and red; called a "blood moon"
        Partial lunar eclipse - the Moon is in some of the Earth's shadow
            The Moon looks like a black circle has been erased from its side
        Penumbral lunar eclipse - the Moon passes through the fainter part of the Earth's shadow
            Nothing to write home about; the Moon simply looks dimmer
    6. Solar eclipses only happen on new moons
        Lunar eclipses only happen on full moons  
    7. Total solar eclipses happen every 18 months, but their paths are very narrow
        A specific location only experiences a total solar eclipse once every 330-540 years
    8. Total lunar eclipses happen every 2.5-3 years
        From any specific location, a total lunar eclipse is visible about every 2.5 years
        This is great news because blood moons are exceptionally beautiful

Know Your Moons
    1. A full moon, as you know, is a moon that is fully lit up from our perspective
    2. A blood moon, as you know, is a full moon that is positioned in the Earth's darkest shadow
        The only light that reaches the Moon comes from the edges of the Earth's atmosphere
        The air molecules from the Earth's atmosphere scatter out most of the blue light
    3. A supermoon is a full moon that looks large
        This is because it is closest to us in its orbit
        Astronomers call it a "perigean full moon"
    4. A blue moon is defined as many things
        Least frequently, it means a full or partial moon appearing blue
        This happens rarely and unpredictably from forest fire or volcano emissions
        Calendrical blue moons are full moons on the 13 leap months of the lunar calendar
        They happen 7 times every 19 years, so about once every 2.5 years
        Since 1937, blue moons have been defined as the second full moon of the month
        I don't know why
    5. A harvest moon is the full moon that occurs closest to the Autumnal equinox
        This was named before farmers had electricity and moonlight was important

Transits
    1. Mercury and Venus are also causing eclipse-like things; these are called transits
        Because they're so small/far away, they appear as tiny black dots
        They cause no change in daylight and require solar filters to see
    2. Here are some diameters:
            Moon - 3,474 km
            Sun - 1,390,000 km
            Mercury - 4,880 km
            Venus - 12,104 km
            Earth - 12,756 km
            Mars - 6,792 km
            Jupiter - 142,984 km
            Saturn - 120,536 km
            Uranus - 51,118 km
            Neptune - 49,528 km
    3. The distance between Earth and Venus is 38,000,000 km at its closest
        The distance between Earth and Mars is 55,000,000 km at its closest
    4. Therefore, we aren't creating any meaningful eclipses
        Mars was our only hope, but we're too far away
        You probably already knew that by instinct alone, so this was a bad way to end this post

Solar Eclipse

Types of Solar Eclipses
(Same Credit as Above)

Lunar Eclipse
(Same Credit as Above)

Blood Moon
(Same Credit as Above)

Galileo before the Holy Office

31 March 2026

Cups Tutorial

From March 27-29, we held a Kratzke Reunion to celebrate the 100th anniversary of the birth of my grandma, Ruth Volkert Kratzke.
We had last gotten together in September of 2019 to celebrate my grandpa, Albert William Kratzke.  Since then, the Boomers have retired (Dad Apr 2019; Mary May 2020; Peter Jul 2023; Bill May 2024; Steve Feb 2026), three new babies have been born (Kaia Jul 2023/Jess & Matt; Max Dec 2023/Lien & Bill; Anja Dec 2025/Jess & Matt), and tragically, our dear cousin Andrew passed away at the age of 37 (Sep 2020).

As a tribute to Andrew, Aunt Mary suggested that we learn "Cups."  It was originally performed in 1931 by the Carter Family.  Its title was "When I'm Gone," and it sounded like this.

Then in 2009, the British band Landshapes re-arranged the song and included cups percussion.  Three years later, Anna Kendrick made this version famous in the movie Pitch Perfect.

Here's the song with Karl, Peter, Emily, Lien, and me.


There are lots of videos on the cups tutorial, but they all start with the easiest part.  I will remember how to do cups for about 4 and a half more days, so I wanted to make my own by then.

Key concepts are:
    1.  The cup routine can be thought of as 2 measures, which then repeat.
    2.  Once it's learned, it goes roughly two beats per second or MM = 120.
    3.  The cup gets turned by 360° in four 90° segments.
    4.  Generally, the dominant hand is very active and the other is not.
    5.  These are the words Rachel learned decades ago:
        ----
        clap clap
        bumblebee
        clap up
        down (rest)
        ----
        clap turn
        touch touch
        change pat
        down  (rest)
        ----

My tutorial is presented in 5 steps.  Scroll down to follow along with the video.
Step 1: In which we rotate the cup 270° of the 360°.
    ----
    clap turn
    touch touch
    change pat
    down  (rest)
    ----

Step 2:  In which we perform the entire 360° rotation
    ----
    clap turn
    touch touch
    change pat
    down (rest)
    ----

Step 3: In which we establish a pulse
    ----
    clap turn
    touch touch
    change pat
    down  (rest)
    ----

Step 4:  In which we learn the first measure
    ----
    clap clap
    bumblebee
    clap up
    down (rest)
    ----

Step 5: In which we put it all together
    ----
    clap clap
    bumblebee
    clap up
    down (rest)
    ----
    clap turn
    touch touch
    change pat
    down  (rest)
    ----

Cups Tutorial

24 March 2026

Legos - Nightmare & Haunted Mansion

I hate when George buys me legos because all this work has to be done; I don't really believe in constructing lego kits only once.  I refused to put the Haunted Mansion together this year to show him how much I'm not interested in buying plastic containers and cataloguing thousands of pieces.

Piano bought 2020

Nightmare bought 2024

Haunted Mansion bought 2025

Anyway, he has promised to stop.  Again.

23 February 2026

2026 Hatter Notes


The Hatter's Diary
06 Aug 2025
In the latest Hatter post, which covers the compositions for 2025, I explained:
William has temporarily proven a dead end. Long story short, a book on William Byrd was eventually deemed "lost in the mail."  By the time I got my hands on a copy, I was no longer in the mood to read something drier than a caucus race.  You can track that adventure here, where I take notes on much of Fux's Gradus ad Parnassum instead.

It is now August, which means I have finished composing for this year.  But while I'm still wearing my hat Merethis, I ought to at the very least give myself assignments on what to study before recomposing William, which might begin June of 2026.
Wikipedia tells me that William Byrd married Juliana Birley in 1568, and they had at least 7 children.  The only names we have for the children are Christopher, Elizabeth, and Thomas.  Thomas Byrd, who was likely the second son of William Byrd, was the godson of Thomas Tallis, another successful English composer from the Renaissance.  While "The Son" or "Son William" could be Christopher or Thomas to you, he is very clearly Thomas to me.
To outline the unknowns, I don't know if I'll keep Tommy's verses from the first composition or rewrite
it.  At this point in time, I'm leaning towards rewriting it.  I know that Father William's verses will not have piano accompaniment, but I'm not sure if the texture will be 3 or 4 voices.  I'm leaning towards four, and the four characters would be William, The Caterpillar, Tommy, and Alice.

Byrd's Gradualia Book 1 begins with 32 motets for 5 voices, which I will ignore.
        Motets for 4 Voices:
            1. Cibavit Eos p. 116
            2. Oculi Omnium p. 119
            3. Sacerdotes Domini p. 123
            4. Quotiescunque Manducabitis p. 124
            5. Ave Verum Corpus p. 127
            6. O Salutaris Hostia p. 129
            7. O Sacrum Convivium p. 132
            8. Nobis Datus Nobis Natus p. 134
            9. Ecce Quam Bonum p. 139
            10. Christus Resurgens p. 143
            11. Visita Quæsumus Domine p. 148
            12. Salve Regina p. 151
            13. Alma Redemptoris Mater p. 155
            14. Ave Regina Cœlorum p. 159
            15. In Manus Tuas p. 168
            16. Lætania p. 166
            17. Salve Sola Dei Genetrix p. 169
            18. Senex Puerum p. 172
            19. Hodie Beata Virgo p. 174
            20. Deo Gratias p. 176
        Motets for 3 Voices:
            1. Quem Terra Pontus p. 177
            2. O Gloriosa Domina p. 181
            3. Memento Salutis Auctor p. 183
            4. Ave Maris Stella p. 186
            5. Regina Cæli p. 192
            6. Alleluia. Quae Lucescit p. 196
            7. Hæc Dies p. 198
            8. Angelus Domini Descendit p. 199
            9. Post Dies Octo p. 200
            10. Turbarum Voces p. 202
            11. Adorna Thalamum Tuum Sion p. 205  

Gradualia Book 2, if you were curious, contains 19 motets for 4 voices, 18 motets for 5 voices, and 9 motets for 6 voices.  So far, I have very helpfully not reviewed my Fux, and gotten distracted by watching the early music video on castrati.  I learned that castrati had abnormally long limbs and whiskerless faces, and that "the last castrato " Alessandro Moreschi (1858-1922) was the only castrati to have ever made recordings.  My favorite recording of his seems to be Crucifixus.  

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The Hatter's Diary
21 Feb 2026
Will you LOOK AT THAT.  It is February, and half a year has slipped through my mercury-laden fingers.  Since my last correspondence to myself, KLCC has died, my reaction to that was to become a violin studio pianist, I'm currently studying Timani for some reason, a family reunion is coming up in a month, I've committed to baking at the May Market again, and the Cheshire and I have just agreed that I must rewrite William sooner rather than later.  So enough with the fancy pants plans and analysis.
I opened the score, and it looks like I had already drafted bits here and there.  My intentions had been to put myself through my own counterpoint class, starting with Fux, but instead, I'm just going to start filling in the blanks.

It appears that we will need a soprano for Alice, the Cheshire will be Tommy, and in addition, we'll require two menfolk.  It's time for bed, and I've already completed 11 of 21 sections.

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The Hatter's Diary
22 Feb 2026
This thing is writing itself - probably because it was actually already written five years ago.  I had been preparing for battle for over a year, when all I needed to do was remember to put a hat on my head and magically transform into a monk with a quill in my hand.  Which I did.

And while I was at my writing desk, I changed no more than a handful of notes for an alternate (rather demanding) ending of The Duchess' Lullaby.  Until next time.

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The Hatter's Diary
23 Feb 2026
There was this whole SATB arrangement composed yesterday, but then the Cheshire steered me back towards more menfolk for a more motety sound.   Which is nice.  Now I have to rewrite a few more things, is all.

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The Hatter's Diary
04 Mar 2026
And now, a letter to the Cheshire!
I know you know the general structure of this piece, but in the interest of being thorough, and perhaps to share with our future cast members, I reiterate.  There are four A sections (His Son, alto & piano) and four B sections (Father William, 3 part motets & viol).  The A sections are varied duplicates of themselves, as are the B sections.  As the B sections progress and word painting takes over, things go further awry in terms of proper counterpoint.  B4 is filled with blatant parallels.
The timings of your entrances in the A section have changed: the entrance for A1 is on beat 1, A2 on beat 2 (syncopated!!), A3 on beat 3, and A4 on beat 4, which is both the hardest way to do it and the version you already know best.  Some of the reasoning behind this edit is the idea of priming the audience to tune into your tritone, which I feel so far has been rather tragically unnoticed.

Oh, and in measure 5, I made "William" three eighth notes because it was funny.

His Son: Alto (G3 - E5)
The Ointment: Tenor (C3 - G4)
The Law: Baritone or Tenor (C3 - E4)
Father William: Baritone (G2 - D4)
The Caterpillar: Viol or Cello (C2 - C4)

Score:

MIDI:

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The Hatter's Diary
10 Mar 2026
It's a fine morning to jot down a few notes for the rest of this year's songs, which are Humpty Dumpty's Poem and The White Queen's Riddle.  I'll also map out what remains of our tonal planning, which was largely decided in 2024.

Humpty Dumpty's Poem is in the key of EGG, which is mostly E major, but also in G major and G whole tone.  The poem is a duet between Humpty and Alice; Humpty sings all of the verses, which are in E.  The recitatives are in G, but Alice, being of the interrupting sort, is stuck in G whole tone.
The structure is:
    verse (winter), recit (can see)
    verse (spring), recit (thank you)
    verse (summer)
    verse (autumn), recit (remember)
    verse (fish)
    verse (sea)
    verse (because), recit (understand)
    verse (say)
    verse (grin)
    verse (twice)
    verse (new)
    verse (thump)
    verse (said)
    verse (plain)
    verse (clear), comment (no recit, but instructions to repeat the previous verse)
    verse (clear), but fff
    verse (proud)
    verse (stiff)
    verse (shelf)
    verse (locked)
    verse (shut), recit (is that all?)

Truth be told, the recits have been composing themselves in my sleep as of late.  Can you imagine waking up to that?  Meanwhile, the following words, which tell the tale of Humpty Dumpty in note letter names, will somehow present themselves.
    bad egg gabbed
    bad egg faced edge
    bad egg dead

The White Queen's Riddle is much more straightforward.  We already know it's in 6 sharps.  Because the answer to the riddle is "oyster," it borrows (and transposes) the opening harmonies from The Walrus and the Carpenter, which means we'll be firmly rooted in d minor.  The similarity between the two pieces will be largely obscured by pronounced dance rhythms; I'm leaning towards a tango.
Additionally, we shan't forget that the White Queen experiences time backwards, so her melody will most certainly incorporate retrograde.

The finale to Stuff & Nonsense will be written in 2027.  It is a suite in 6 short movements, written in the key of G major for "goose."  And the rest of that is a cookie to crack for another year.

Once Stuff & Nonsense is completed, all that shall remain are three of the four bookends.
Bookends:
    All in the Golden Afternoon
    Child of the Pure Unclouded Brow
    A Wasp in a Wig (unpublished)
    A Boat Beneath a Sunny Sky (composed 2023)

2028 will take care of two of them.  A Wasp in a Wig will be in C major and A minor.  Because A Boat Beneath a Sunny Sky was in C major with glockenspiel in G major, Child of the Pure Unclouded Brow will be in A minor with glockenspiel in D minor.  There is a symmetry to that.

In 2029, I will at last conclude the series with our opener, All in the Golden Afternoon.  It will be a true homage to The Well-Tempered Clavier by Bach, of which he composed two volumes.  Each volume presents Preludes and Fugues in the keys C, c, C, c, D, d, etc., ending in ... B, b.

All in the Golden Afternoon Tonalities

Key

Section

C

Short Piano Prelude/Postlude

C, c, C, c, D, d

Verse 1 (change key each line)

E

Short Piano Interlude 1

d, E, e, F, f, F

Verse 2 (change key each line)

f

Short Piano Interlude 2

G, g, A, g, A, a

Verse 3 (change key each line)

B

Short Piano Interlude 3

b, B, b, b, B, b

Verse 4 (change key each line)

B

Short Piano Interlude 3

a, A, g, A, g, G

Verse 5 (change key each line)

f

Short Piano Interlude 2

F, f, F, e, E, d

Verse 6 (change key each line)

E

Short Piano Interlude 1

d, D, c, C, c, C

Verse 7 (change key each line)

C

Short Piano Prelude/Postlude


Notice that we begin and end in the same key like a real song instead of a series, but because of the looking glass aspect of it, we stay on b minor, the ending key of WTC, for not one, but two lines.  (This point of reflection occurs in the middle of verse 4, which speaks of the dream-child moving through a land of wonders.)
It's my hope that the song will feel "beautifully unsettled," directly opposite the feeling of the quadrille, in which we are violently thrust into nearly random tonalities.  It will drift, weaving through chromatic shifts and falling in and out of modalities.  I am reminded of the time Dormie told me that hypnagogia is the transitional state between consciousness and sleep.

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The Hatter's Diary
Mar 2026